With baseball season now up-and-running, this would be a good time to post the famous Abbott and Costello skit "Who's On First"...this is real simple humor that doesn't have a swear word...
By the way, here is the lineup if you want to keep track...
First Base: Who
Second Base: What
Third base: I Don't Know
Left field: Why
Center field: Because
Shortstop: I Don't Care/I Don't Give a Darn
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