Monday, August 04, 2008

Erin Andrews - What happened in the Chicago Cubs locker after her visit last week

After the brouhaha this past week when ESPN's Erin Andrews, "The It Girl," sauntered around the Chicago Cubs locker wearing a skimpy dress (photo below), the following issues "arose"...

1. Maple bats were no longer the hardest wood in the Cubs locker...
2. Lou Piniella was wishing for the days of Rob Dibble...
3. Kerry Wood's blister came back - but this time on the palm of his hand...
4. Jay Mariotti was no longer the player's favorite reporter...
5. With that low cut dress, Derrek Lee noticed the "I Love Steve Bartman" tattoo on Erin Andrews' left breast...
6. Everytime new Brewer C.C. Sabathia was in his wind-up, the Cubs players started chanting "Erin Andrews!"...
7. To try and relive the moment, the next day the Cubs veterans made all the Cubs rookies dress like Andrews - for the most part, it didn't work...
8. Everyone found out why Carlos Zambrano is known as "Big Z"...
9. Alfonso Soriano tried to impress Erin Andrews with his Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers imitation...
10. WWHCD? - What Would Harry Caray Do?...

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