Friday, July 24, 2009

The top porn stars you would take home to mom

Here is an interesting post I saw on Spike TV's web..."the top 7 porn stars who you would take home to mom"...first, I wonder why this person just chose 7...he might have wrote about the reason in the blog, but I did no reading, just checking out the 7 women...check out the site Porn Stars for Mom...

I'm not up to date with the top porn stars of today...back in my day the top of the line was Amber Lynn, Tori Welles (photo) and Nina Hartley...

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Erin Andrews peephole nude video - new safe link

First off, I have nothing to report on Erin Andrews...the headline is just a test to see how many hits I would get today compared to the rest of the week just because I used Erin Andrews name...sorry if I deceived you...

Michael Vick
All the talk about the NFL is centering on Michael Vick...I don't understand how Vick is being presented as some type of "hero"...one idiot called the Dan Patrick Show and said that Vick is a "success story of this country"...he said that Vick grew up with nothing, lost it all, and is now going to come back...if Vick is a "success story" then this country is in deep trouble...

The fact is that Vick lost his fortune because he was a brutal, lying, heartless, scum who was doing an illegal activity over the course of years...it's not like Vick lost his money to Bernie Madoff...

I do believe he should be given a second chance in the NFL...I believe Roger Goodell should suspend him for 10 games then allow him to rejoin the NFL...everyone deserves a second chance...

Personally, I do not like Vick...flat-out - I want Michael Vick to fail...in fact, I would like to see Vick get his leg broken to the severity of Joe Theismann...I am a dog-lover and a member of the Humane Society and what he did was cruel and unforgiving in my book...the photo above is of a dog who was involved in a dog fight...I still cannot understand how some people defended Vick when this story first broke and are now making him out to be a hero...

Tom Watson
This Tom Watson lovefest needs to stop...I was rooting for Watson to win the British Open...it was remarkable that a 59-year-old with an artificial hip almost pulled off one of the greatest wins in golf history...but the fact remains, he choked...if this was Tiger Woods, and God forbid Phil Mickelson, the media would have flat out stated they choked...Watson had the British Open title in his hands, even at the start of the playoff, but he melted down...

Why are some idiots making Stewart Cink out to be a villain...Cink made his birdie putt on the 18th, unlike Watson who missed his putt for par on 18...Watson could have closed the deal, but he didn't...he left the door open and Cink smashed it in...

Michigan
The Michigan football program is seeking an opening game for the 2010 season, which will be the first game in the newly renovated stadium...this scheduling issue has brought up an area of weakness within the Michigan football program...

Michigan needs to start scheduling games against other big-time programs...I know the Wolverines have Notre Dame slated in as one of their four non-conference games...however, in order to get more national attention and to play games in other parts of the country, Michigan needs to start doing more home-and-home games with elite teams...

I give Ohio State credit, they have scheduled home-and-home games with many elite teams...they have played Texas and Southern Cal...in the future, their schedule will include games with Miami (Fla), Cal, Oklahoma, Virginia Tech, and Tennessee...when Ohio State plays these games, the games are usually featured on prime time television which allows their football program even greater exposure...

Michigan needs to expand their schedule...imagine these home-and-home match-ups:
Michigan vs. Texas
Michigan vs. Texas A&M
Michigan vs. Georgia
Michigan vs. Clemson
Michigan vs. Nebraska
Michigan vs. LSU
Michigan vs. Florida State
Michigan vs. Virginia Tech

Athletic director Bill Martin needs to have the Wolverines play not only in the midwest, but throughout the country...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Michigan Stadium shaping up

MICHIGAN STADIUM
Here are some updated photos of Michigan Stadium and the ongoing rennovations...






Michael Jordan avoids a penis

Former NBA great Michael Jordan, in the white pants, cautiously avoids a woman with a huge penis...this may have been MJ's best move of his life...

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Chief Nokahoma: the great mascot of the Atlanta Braves


Before all this politically correct bullshit, the Atlanta Braves may have had the best mascot - Chief Nokahoma...

The name was a play on the phrase "Knock a Homer"...The Chief would leave his tipi and perform a dance whenever a Braves player would hit a home run...I found this tidbit on the internet about the Chief:

In 1982, the Atlanta Braves management ordered that Chief Nokahoma's teepee (which was then located on a platform in the field seats) be taken down. The Braves were on a winning streak, and team officials wanted to free up the seats blocked by the large platform. After the teepee came down, the Braves lost 19 out of the next 21 games. Officials then directed that Nokahoma's teepee be erected again, and the Braves went on to win the division.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Erin Andrews of ESPN to sue after nude video of her was taken of her in her hotel room

The public's obsession with ESPN's Erin Andrews may have finally went over the edge as she is suing after a nude video of her appeared on the internet...the video was taken through a peephole while she was in a hotel room...the following was reported by AOL:

A lawyer for the popular ESPN sideline reporter says that she was unwittingly videotaped through a peephole in a hotel room without her consent and that she intends to take legal action against the still unknown perpetrators.

The video, which was later posted on the Internet, showed a woman in the nude. Reports say the initial video posting made no direct reference to Andrews being that woman, but her attorney later confirmed it.

"While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent," Andrews' attorney, Marshall B. Grossman, said in a statement via PR Newswire. "She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin's privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities."

It was not clear from the reports what hotel the video was filmed in or when it was made. The video has since been pulled from the Internet.

ESPN also came to Andrews' defense.

"Erin has been grievously wronged," ESPN spokesman Mark Mandel said. "Our people and resources are in full support of her as she deals with this abhorrent act."

Andrews has been a subject of fascination ever since bursting onto the scene with ESPN. She was voted America's Sexiest Sportscaster by Playboy in 2007 and 2008.
She started working for ESPN in May 2004 as a member of their NHL coverage and has since covered numerous other sports, including college football and basketball, MLB and the College World Series.

Andrews also made headlines just 10 days ago when she was taken to a hospital after being hit on the chin by a foul ball during an MLB telecast.

Jillian Michaels - Is She Hot?


Stiles Points is bringing back an old favorite - Is She Hot?...the first woman to be analyzed, prodded, and reviewed is Jillian Michaels...

Jillian Michaels Bio
Born - February 18, 1974, Los Angeles
Age - 35 years old
Job - Personal trainer and beast on "Biggest Loser"

Jillian is the scary workout trainer who does not take crap on "The Biggest Loser"...I only watched the show 3 times and she scared the crap out of me...believe it or not, by the time she was an adolescent, she was overweight...her mom encouraged her to take part in physical activities...she soon began attending martial arts classes...as they say, the rest is history...she is only 5'1" - so she is not some Chyna-like beast...Jillian also is the author of two physical fitness books...

Is Jillian Michaels Hot?
Okay, I could see a lot of men being turned off by her because she is so physically fit...fit or not, she is hot...she has that "I'll fuck the shit out of you" look in her eye...I guarantee that sex with her would not be soft and cuddly, but hard and rough...I would have to keep my cellphone by the bed because I would probably need to call 911 for cardiac arrest...beside her smoking eyes, she has nice color to her skin, not pale, and wonderful dreamy lips...she is muscular, but not overly built...so yes, Jillian Michaels is hot...

So what do you think?...

Friday, July 17, 2009

Audrina Patridge - I want a Carl Jr's now!!!

Over the weekend I was watching the Los Angeles Dodgers - Milwaukee Brewers game on the Dodgers network when a commercial came on for Carl Jr's...I guess it is a hamburg joint on the west coast...all I know, I could give a damn about any hamburger while watching the commercial...

Sit back and enjoy 33 seconds of bliss with Audrina Patridge...then go take a cold shower...


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Erin Andrews showing some rack


Erin Andrews at the ESPYs - in a short little dress


Cincinnati Reds - my visit to their ballpark

A few weeks back I was fortunate enough to attend a conference in Cincinnati with three of my co-workers...during our time there we attended a Reds-Diamondbacks game...here are some photos from the trip...

At Great American Ballpark...


Rosie was a little tart who was flirting...she had a nice rack...I wanted to grab her ass...


Hanging on Pete Rose Way...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Sheryl Crow at the All-Star Game

Sheryl Crow from the All-Star Game...

All Star Game - Pre-game thoughts

Quick thoughts on the pre-game:

- I loved watching the pre-game...it was nice that MLB honored the average person who works hard in their community...

- Sheryl Crow did an excellent job with the National Anthem...plus she still has great legs...she makes us 40 something year olds proud!!!!...

- I loved the Stan Musial moment...

- I thought it was cool that President Obama wore his Chicago White Sox jacket...that's his team...I loved it...

- FOX blew it though by not showing the first pitch!!!...the producer and director should get their asses ripped for not being prepared to have the correct camera angle...how often does a sitting U.S. President throw out the first pitch at an All-Star Game...

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

All-Stars come to Busch Stadium 43 years ago

St. Louis has long been considered a baseball town, however tonight's All-Star Game will be the first time that it will be played in the Gateway City in 43 years...

The game was played at the new Busch Stadium (photo, right) on July 12, 1966 in 105 degree heat...here are some facts about that game:

- National League won 2-1 in 10 innings...

- Despite the NL winning, the MVP went to the AL's Brooks Robinson from Baltimore who went 3 for 4...

- The starting outfield for the National was comprised of Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, and Roberto Clemente...

- St. Louis' Bob Gibson was supposed to start for the NL, however he was injured...the starting pitchers were Sandy Koufax of the Dodgers and Denny McLain of the Tigers...

- The National League used only four pitchers: Sandy Koufax (Dodgers), Jim Bunning (Phillies), Juan Marichal (Giants), and Gaylord Perry (Giants)...

- Gaylord Perry got the win...Pete Richert of the Orioles got the loss...

- FOX baseball analyst Tim McCarver scored the winning run...McCarver, who played for the hometown Cardinals, started the 10th inning with a single and later scored on a base hit by the Dodgers Maury Wills...

Monday, July 13, 2009

Stan Musial - the most under-rated baseball Hall of Famer

Tomorrow night's All-Star Game will be played in St. Louis...long before Albert Pujols owned the Gateway City, another player was the heart and soul of St. Louis - Stan Musial...Musial may be the most overlooked and underappreciated Hall of Famer of all-time...Major League Baseball should honor Musial on Tuesday just as they did Willie Mays when the game was played in San Francisco and Ted Williams when the game was at Fenway...

Williams is considered by most baseball experts to be the greatest hitter of all-time...but many forget the numbers that Musial put up during his 22 seasons as a Cardinal from 1941-63...his numbers are very comparable to Teddy Ballgame...

First off, I understand that Williams missed 3 seasons because he was in the military and only played in 43 games, combined, in 1952-53...but when comparing raw number, Musial is right there...here are some quick numbers:

Williams finished with 2,654 hits and never led the league in hits...Musial finis
hed with 3,630 hits and led the N.L. six times in hits...

Williams finished with a .344 batting average and won six batting titles including the last person to hit over .400...Musial finished with a .331 batting average and won seven batting titles and including a high of .376 in 1948...

Williams had 521 homers to Musial's 475...

Williams was a two-time MVP and finished second four other times...Musial was a three-time MVP and finished second four other times...

Williams was a 17-time All-Star...Musial was a 20-time All-Star...

Williams appeared in only one World Series in which the Red Sox lost to Musial's Cardinals in 1946...Williams had a miserable Series in which he batted .200 with no homers and one RBI...Musial did not do much better in the Series as he batted .222...however, Musial played in four World Series with his Cardinals winning three times...

By no means am I trying to diminish the legacy of Ted Williams...however, Major League Baseball should do a better job in promoting the legacy of another great player - Stan "the Man" Musial...

Friday, July 10, 2009

Why are death row inmates scared to die?

Did you ever notice that prisoners on death row are a bunch of crybaby bitches?...for real...you see, where I live in Ohio, we have probably 10-12 bitches who are on death row...and the funny thing, they are scared to die...here are three in particular...

1. Danny Lee Hill - in 1985 Hill was convicted of torturing and murdering a 12-year-old boy...Hill beat, raped, impaled, strangled and burned the boy who was riding his bike to a Boy Scout meeting...the boy suffered for three days before dying...for 24 years Hill has been dodging his date in hell through appeals...his latest gimmick is trying to get the court to believe that he is mentally retarded even though he plays cards with inmates, writes, plays bingo, holds down a prison job, and maintains acceptable hygienic standards...fortunately the judge did not buy this scheme and Hill is still on death row...

2. Ken Biros - in 1991 this bitch was convicted of aggravated murder, attempted rape, aggravated robbery and felonious sexual penetration of a young woman he met at a bar...Biros, who admitted killing the woman, then cut up the body and spread various parts over railroad tracks in northeast Ohio and northwest Pennsylvania...Biros is dodging his death date by saying that lethal injection is "cruel and inhumane" and that it "will cause him pain"...some tough guy - he is scared to get a needle in his arm because it may hurt...

3. Jason Getsy - in 1995 Getsy was convicted of a murder-for-hire case in which he went into the home of an elderly woman and unloaded an assault rifle, killing her and injuring her son...afterward, Getsy bragged to his friends about his accomplishment...now the pussy wants to avoid death by asking the judge to change his sentence to life in prison...suddenly the big talking tough guy is getting cold feet to meet the devil...

Years ago, the State of Ohio used an electric chair, named Ole Sparky, for executions...now the method is lethal injection...but somehow, somewhere a liberal whack lawyer decided to appeal the use of lethal injection stating it was "cruel" and painful...so this has allowed death row inmates more time to appeal and keep dodging death...it's just ironic how these bitches did not blink an eye when taking someone else's life, but are fighting and begging to spare their own...

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Kevin Hart and an ostrich

I learned about this comedian - Kevin Hart - from the best tweeter on Twitter, Alyssa Milano...

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

The return of Nomar

I'm in a pissed off mood...

It was a nice moment on Monday night when the Red Sox fans acknowledged Nomar Garciaparra when he came to the plate in the second inning...this was Nomar's first game back at Fenway since he was traded five years ago...

My one cousin wanted to see more hot chicks on the site...the photo below is for you...

My computer at work in going to give me a breakdown...the freakin thing is 7 years old and moves as fast as an 80-year-old in a foot race...

What do you think, is Lance Armstrong a doper?...

When you look up the word "class" in a dictionary, you will see a photo of Larry King...

I have been tweeting...Alyssa Milano is my favorite tweeter...

This was a cool blog with lots of hot chicks...
Uncoachable Blog


Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Bobby Cox - the player's favorite manager

Fourth of July is over...the next big holiday is Labor Day, then the opening of the NFL...

Six more weeks until my fantasy football draft...

Having a summer cold sucks...

An interesting piece from Sports Illustrated...they polled 380 MLB players which manager they would most like to play for...the players could not vote for their own current managers...the results were: Bobby Cox, Braves 25%; Joe Torre, Dodgers 16%; Mike Scioscia 8%; Joe Maddon, Rays 8%; Terry Francona, Red Sox 7%

Sports Illustrated then asked who are the managers they would not want to play for...the results were: Lou Piniella, Cubs 26%; Ozzie Guillen, White Sox 21%; Tony LaRussa, Cardinals 10%; Joe Torre, Dodgers 4%; Eric Wedge, Indians 4%...

I am surprised that LaRussa received 10% of the vote for least wanting to play for...LaRussa has this image of being a baseball mastermind...another surprise was the Detroit Jim Leyland did not make the top five managers who players wanted to play for...

Monday, July 06, 2009

Maurice Clarett should not get out of prison early

As some around the nation may have heard, former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett is asking Ohio governor Ted Strickland for an early release from prison so he can possibly get back into football...

Clarett was sentenced to seven years that would last until February 2014 if he served the full term...however, he is eligible to be released sometime in 2010...Clarett is asking for a special privilege from the governor...he wants to be released now - not in 2010...Clarett, who is 25-years-old, believes he can still play football and if he has to wait another year or so, his football skills will be even more eroded...

First off, as most know, I hate everything associated with Ohio State sports, however, my views on this would be the same even if a Michigan player was in the same situation...Gov. Strickland should not make a special exception for Clarett...

The time has come to stop allowing athletes to receive these special privileges and exceptions compared to the average common man who may have committed the same mistake...

After his freshman season at Ohio State, Clarett had the world "by the onions" but he did not want to follow the rules on how to enter the NFL Draft...he wanted to play in the NFL - now!!!...he was Maurice Clarett...he did not want to wait the three years like every other college football player has to...the rules clearly state that a player has to wait three years from their high school graduation date...but Clarett was never made to follow the rules...

Throughout his entire life, Clarett was given special privileges than other athletes...it started when he was a running back at Warren Harding High School when head coach Thom McDaniel let Clarett be the boss...a good high school head coach would have set Clarett straight right then and there...

Then when he headed to Columbus, he ruled the team as Jim Tressel allowed Clarett, a freshman, to live off campus, yell at assistant coaches on national television, and gosh knows what else...but like McDaniel, Tressel knew that Clarett was the one who was going to get him that title...at those points in his life, McDaniel and Tressel should have been a true "father figure" to Clarett and made him understand that life is tough and that he would not always be getting special treatment...instead McDaniel and Tressel supported this behavior and character...

There is undoubtedly hundreds of other young men in the Ohio Pen under the age of 26-years-old who made a mistake by robbing someone or similar to what Clarett did...many of these same young men want to "get on with their life" and have the chance to hold their son and daughter...but they are not allowed because the law states that they must serve their time...

Obviously Clarett has not learned one damned thing while sitting in the clink...once again he believes he is "special" and should be treated differently than any other prisoner in the Ohio State Pen

Hopefully Gov. Strickland treats Clarett just like any other inmate...see ya in 2010 Mo....